05.19.2006 at 2:27 pm
doggie doo
every afternoon that i take my precious janie-bell to her nana and pop's house, she turns into the poop patrol. nana and pop have a dog named sallie (she's got this dachshund � half breed thing going on). of course, sallie being a dog, poops in the yard.
and janie has taked upon herself to become the yard's first pooper scooper that is under 3 feet in height. she runs around the yard gawking at the grass looking for an ounce of doggy-doo. and when she finds it....
dontcha just love the second picture? it is SO nasty and hilarious at the same time....
here is a little more for ya... i copied it from nightmare's blog and my new name is (drumroll, please)....
dorky chickendunkin
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
now... figure yours out, and leave it for me in the comments. just call me chickendunkin....
xoxo
tell me i'm beautiful...
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